PUMPRASITE
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CASE #001 · CONTAGIOUS

a.k.a. Parasite Pump, the cutest thing you’ll never get rid of

One day this little guy showed up on all of us. On Doge, on Pepe, on Wif, on the Wojak next door. We tried shaking it off. It stayed. Now it’s yours too.

GET INFECTED CHECK SYMPTOMS
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Pumprasite, a cute green pixel parasite shaped like a pill with little tentacles
do NOT poke it
(it likes it)
specimen #1
very friendly
Doge with the parasite on its head
Pepe with the parasite on his head
Wif with the parasite on its hat
Wojak with the parasite on his head
DIAGNOSIS

Symptoms of infection

Doctors have seen it everywhere. There is no cure and honestly nobody is looking for one.check the boxes that apply ↓

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    Something green on your headYou can feel it. It’s smiling.
    MILD
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    Checking the chart at 4amYour hands open the app on their own.
    COMMON
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    Inability to sellYou click sell. The parasite says no.
    SEVERE
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    Sudden need to tell your friendsIt spreads through the group chat.
    CONTAGIOUS
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    Weird muscle growthSide effect of the green stuff. See the lab.
    PUMPED
Doge, Pepe, Wif and Wojak in a lab with the parasites on their heads, hooked up to tubes of green liquid
the waiting room
LAB REPORT

We tried to remove it

We took it to the lab. Tubes, tanks, the green stuff, everything. It didn’t leave. It got stronger, and so did everyone attached to it.the lab is infected now too

The parasite in a lab tank, connected to tubes of glowing green liquid

  1. Get a wallet

    Phantom or Solflare. This is where it will live.

  2. Add SOL

    Feed it. A little extra for fees.

  3. Check the CA

    Only the one on this page. Fake parasites bite.

  4. Get infected

    Swap for $PUMPRASITE. It’s on you now. Only use what you can afford to lose.

Doge, Pepe, Wif and Wojak straining with huge muscles as green liquid pumps through the parasites
side effects may include gains

It’s on you now

no refunds. no cure. no regrets.
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